Five minutes means five minutes — the light goes red and the host will walk up. Don't ask for "just one more bit." Bucket pass at the end ($3–5) keeps the mic free. Be kind to the bartender.
| When | Where | Signup | Mic starts | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tuesday | Acme | 7:15 PM (sheet on door) | 8:00 | 5 min, PG-13-ish |
| Wednesday | CCU | 7:30 | 8:30 | Megan hosts. Any material. |
| Thursday | BNW | 8:00 | 9:00 | Improv or stand-up, ask first |
| Sunday | Black Forest Inn | 6:30 | 7:30 | St. Paul. 3 min sets. Eat something. |
Slot tip: middle of the list is best. First comic warms up an empty room; last comic gets the drunk crowd.
